Thousands of Jordanians Convert to Shi'ism

THE END OF THE ERA OF DEFEATS
Pivazistan's Exclusive Coverage

Amman, Jordan: In the wake of the Lebanese-Israeli prisoner/coffin exchange, thousands of Jordanians gathered around the royal palace of Amman requesting their king to officially change the country's sect to Shi'a Islam. The gatherers held signs that read, "we are all Majoos," "Sayyid Hassan Nassrallah for King," and one weird sign that read, "Curse Omar and Mu'awiyyah."

Jordan is a country that is considered by the Anti Defamation League as the second most anti-Shi'a country following Saudi Arabia, but who could resist the sight of freedom fighters being released in exchange for bones? Pivazistan's Washington correspondent contacted Professor ValiNassir, a Shi'a zealot whose Taqiyyah has fooled Americans for years, "this is the start of a new era indeed, the era of abandoning Sunnism, which has done nothing for Jordan, it is time to be on the side of the winners," Professor Nassir said. When asked if the events from Lebanon had surprised him, he said, "hell no, I knew all along that this would happen."

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