Cairo, Egypt: The unemployment and inflation rates in Egypt have gone out of control, so much so that the Egyptian minister of finance, Mr. Youssef Ghali has proposed the sale by auction of the pyramids. The Egyptian parliament is due to convene later this month to discuss and vote on the matter.
Several private European art collectors have already began travel plans to Egypt in the hope to place bids on this truly genius human achievement.
"We need bread, we need jobs," said the finance minister, "we don't need some useless giant rocks." Public opinion in Egypt is still unknown on the issue as nobody has bothered polling the people, however, it is clear that not many people really give a fuck.
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