Saturday, June 21, 2008

Croatia Cuts Diplomatic Relations with Turkey

Ankara, Turkey: Following Croatia's defeat in the quarterfinal match of Euro 2008 where they met a fiercely powerful Turkey, the assistant minister of foreign affairs, Mr. Gustavic Ercegovac, in a press conference announced that his country will withdraw its ambassador from Turkey and cut all diplomatic relations because of the unfair Friday night soccer defeat.

When asked why his government thought the match was "unfair," the career diplomat simply responded by saying, "we played better."

In an exclusive interview with Turkey's foreign minister, Ali Babacan, the minister told Pivazistan that he didn't even know Croatia had an embassy in Turkey, adding "but if they did and now they want to leave, then fuck 'em."

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