Pivazistan Launches "America Fotes 2008" Campaign

AMERICA FOTES
2008

Aleppo, Syria: Pivazistan's Editorial board met earlier this morning to launch a campaign for U.S. Presidential Elections coverage called, "America Fotes 2008. The board agreed on the following five general rules:

• No story shall be run on McCain's age
• No story shall be run from the state of Kansas
• Pivazistan will predict the winner on November 3, 2008
• Pivazistan Endorses the winner
• Pivazistan will only cover election stories having to do with Arabs, Muslims, the Middle East and the war on terror

The campaign ends on November 5, 2008.

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