Zionists Sue Egypt

Jerusalem, Israel: Following Egypt's announcement late last month that the Egyptian Ministry of Finance will accept bids for its pyramids, a group of Zionist Jewish lawyers in Tel Aviv and New York have filed a lawsuit against Egypt to prevent this auction from taking place. The spokesperson for this group of Jews, Isaac Goldberg, stated to Pivazistan, "We completely reject the sale of these landmarks as we, and not the Egyptians of the past or present, built them.

"Don't you remember the Exodus?" Dr. Omar Mohammad, a spokesperson for Egypt's finance minister, replied indignantly, "The pyramids are and always have been Arab and Egyptian. It is the Zionists like this man who are enslaving people. He rejects our auction? Well I reject the right of Israel to exist!" Reminded by our correspondent that Egypt signed a peace treaty with Israel in 1978, he replied, "Whatever."

In related news, the Qatari Prime Minister and Minister of Foreign Affairs Sheikh Hassan bin Jassam bin Jabr al-Thani clarified his nation's view on the ongoing pyramid crisis, explaining via satellite phone that, "We will be selling office buildings to the Jewish lawyers to use for their base of operations in the gulf, and we will treat them with all hospitality that is due to rich guests. We have also allocated an extra $200 million to al-Jazeera for use in their 'No Pyramids For Jews' media campaign, scheduled to kick off later this month."

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