Wednesday, June 18, 2008

Queen Rania: "I Hate My Husband"


Amman, Jordan: In an exclusive interview with Pivazistan, Queen Rania of Jordan expressed heartfelt resentment toward her husband, Kind Abdullah bin Hussein, the current monarch of the Hashmite Kingdom of Jordan. "The guy is such a creep" Rania said, "I can't believe I married him, I mean he is too short for me." The sightly intoxicated queen has repeatedly tried contacting Pivazistan since the interview, begging us not to publish the content of the interview. Our Amman correspondent did finally get back to the queen through a text message with the words, "too late your majesty."

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