Thursday, June 19, 2008

Muqtada Vows to Fight Until Last Bullet


Baghdad, Iraq: As Sadrist militia men get pounded by Iraqi forces and Sadrist officials are arrested throughout the country, Muqtada remains bravely resolute. In a phone conversation with Pivazistan earlier today, the Shi'a militant from an undisclosed location (and a blocked caller ID) told us that he is currently fighting. Mr. al-Sadr was short of breath as the sound of shots were heard in the background, but the constant reference to Sgt. Nathan Hale indicated to us that Muqtada was playing Resistance: Fall of Man on his Sony PlayStation3.


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