Friday, June 20, 2008

Muqtada al-Sadr Endorses Obama

Baghdad, Iraq: The Shi'a militant leader, Muqtada al-Sadr through a phone conversation with Pivazistan from his undisclosed location said that he supports what we assume he meant Obama for the US Presidential race. "I endorse the black one," said the radical clergyman.

Obama's foreign policy advisers were initially thrilled by the endorsement as they thought it was Nuri al-Maliki who had endorsed him, but when they realized that it wasn't al-Maliki, they "categorically" rejected the endorsement, stating, "we accepted it thinking it was Prime Minister Maliki, all these Arab names sound so fucking alike, it's not even funny."

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