Thursday, June 26, 2008

90% of Somalians Want Italy Back


Magadishu, Somalia: A survey conducted by Pivazistan showed that 90% of Somalians would want Italy to reoccupy their country. Below are the poll results:





Who is Best Fit To Rule Somalia?


A: Abdullahi Yusif Ahmad 2%
B: al-Qaeda 8%
C: Silvio Berlusconi 80%
D: Other 10%
What Should Happen to Somalia?

A: Be Sold to Ethiopia 3%
B: Be Burnt 4%
C: Be reoccupied by Italy 90%
D: Become Christian 3%

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